"It goes from 8:00 to 8:55, ja? " (German Professor)
"Nein. No." (class)
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
On Abortion
Some animals eat their babies. Be thankful that we don't.
-Stephy
(If I quoted you wrong Stephy, tell me. I know it was something like that. :D )
-Stephy
(If I quoted you wrong Stephy, tell me. I know it was something like that. :D )
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
The Death Of A Frie--oeish
The Beginning
It was like any other day on holiday. I woke up late and immediately turned to my computer and turned it on. But this time, it was different. The computer came to a blue screen. It told me that I had an UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME. So, naturally, as this has happened six or seven times before, I tried to restore the computer. True, I would lose all my data. However, a working computer without data is much superior to a computer that is dead with data.
The Middle
Two hours later, a failed restore, and an upgrading of quicktime that lasted near 45 minutes, I was on Dell chat, trying to figure out what the FUCK was going on with my lovely bundle of plastic. Because the fruitfulness of the interwebs was lacking yesterday...In fact, it was no help what so ever. And Dell chat? Well, the guy only confirmed my fears after running in circles for two more hours. No offense to the guy, he was trying his best to understand my English. I guess I was throwing around too many big words. I have no idea. Although, eventually, he figured out what I meant by the harddrive having problems.
The Conclusion
My harddrive has made his way to the afterlife. I can only assume it is a nicer place, full of other little harddrives and motherboards. But what I don't understand is why he had to gooooooo!!!!! Whyyyyyyyy, Mommy, whyyyyyyyy???
Okay, I'll cut the crap. It's 5:11 am as I'm typing this worthless dribble. I'm on a shitty ass computer who shall now be later refered to as Geezer. Anyway, I need to go and make Sir Geezer get on the move because I'm certainly not getting any younger. And at this rate, I'll hit 35 before I can open Microsoft word. Ta ta!
ash
It was like any other day on holiday. I woke up late and immediately turned to my computer and turned it on. But this time, it was different. The computer came to a blue screen. It told me that I had an UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME. So, naturally, as this has happened six or seven times before, I tried to restore the computer. True, I would lose all my data. However, a working computer without data is much superior to a computer that is dead with data.
The Middle
Two hours later, a failed restore, and an upgrading of quicktime that lasted near 45 minutes, I was on Dell chat, trying to figure out what the FUCK was going on with my lovely bundle of plastic. Because the fruitfulness of the interwebs was lacking yesterday...In fact, it was no help what so ever. And Dell chat? Well, the guy only confirmed my fears after running in circles for two more hours. No offense to the guy, he was trying his best to understand my English. I guess I was throwing around too many big words. I have no idea. Although, eventually, he figured out what I meant by the harddrive having problems.
The Conclusion
My harddrive has made his way to the afterlife. I can only assume it is a nicer place, full of other little harddrives and motherboards. But what I don't understand is why he had to gooooooo!!!!! Whyyyyyyyy, Mommy, whyyyyyyyy???
Okay, I'll cut the crap. It's 5:11 am as I'm typing this worthless dribble. I'm on a shitty ass computer who shall now be later refered to as Geezer. Anyway, I need to go and make Sir Geezer get on the move because I'm certainly not getting any younger. And at this rate, I'll hit 35 before I can open Microsoft word. Ta ta!
ash
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